Is That A Banana In Your Pocket?

Hilary Swank has just purchased the most expensive apple and orange in her lifetime (about $163.00 total) when she failed to declare them upon entering a New Zealand airport after a 20 hour flight from Los Angeles.

Doesn't their airport security have anything better to do...like look for bombs or drugs?

Airport Captain: "Did you find anything on her?"
Airport Guard: "Just a pear sir."
Airport Captain: "What?! Have her executed immediately!"

Good thing she wasn't taking a fruit basket to her poor dying grandmother or anything...that could have put her fine in the thousands.