Yea, How Prophetic I Am

Quote from the third book of NostraNeon Chapter 2 Verses 5-8:

5: "And it shall come to pass in the fifth month there will be great financial woes and a multitude of collectors of bills will ascend from below bringing hellfire and brimstone and a copy of 'Anne Murray's Greatest Hits' and you shall be sore afraid."

6: "These collectors of bills shall be relentless and should you strike one down they shall multiply three and forty-fold and sell your name to certain third-party companies that will offer credit you no longer qualify for. And their frequency of offers will be abundant, so let it be said."

7: "Where once there was a job there shall be none instead and there will be moaning and gnashing of teeth and even many (many) shots of Crown Royal will not soothe the burden. Alas, you should continue to try lest you waste the bottle."

8: "Do not despair, sayeth the Lord, for Ramen Noodles and processed cheese shall be plentiful. And you shall be gassy, yet content. Forever and ever. Amen."

Gee, I wish I had pulled this out of the attic earlier this year and I could have at least got myself in the right mindset for losing a job. Well, I honestly don't believe all this nonsense.

I mean, I still have a job. I'm doing fine.

Wait, what's that noise?

[music coming from outside]
"And even though we ain't got money
I'm so in love with ya honey
Everything bring a chain of lo-o-o-o-ve"

....Ummmm, honey....we still have that bottle of Crown don't we?